Jay Honeck wrote:
My biggest fear about teaching my wife to fly and her getting her
certificate is that she would FLY to buy SHOES!
Talk about a speedy way to poverty.... Mary must not have a shoe "thing"
or
you'd be broke Jay!
One of my greatest blessings (and Mary's biggest curse, if you ask her) is
that she has wide feet (like, EEE), and thus cannot buy shoes "off the
rack."
I think this one physical attribute, so innocently unappreciated during our
dating years, has saved me more money than any other "investment" in my
adult life!Perhaps rather than paying attention to legs, breasts, and
waistlines, single guys should be looking for chicks with wide feet...
How does having to buy custom sized shoes save money as compared to off
the rack shoes? I have wide feet also, but not pontoons like it sounds
like Mary owns, and I have a hard time finding shoes that fit and when I
do I pay for the privilege.
Matt
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