("John Swarey" wrote)
[soaped]
I have some #%^&*!^ news for you, #%^&*#*.

You represent everything that is wrong with this country. Your
arrogance is sickening. I do have freedom to fly, I have freedom to do
whatever the #%^* I want.

&#%$^&* moron.


'Tis the season - Quotes from "A Christmas Story" (1983)

Ralphie Parker (Narrator): Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a
day from my old man. My father worked in profanity the way other artists
might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far
as we know, is still hanging in space over lake Michigan.


Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!

Ralphie as Adult: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one,
the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

The Old Man: What did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...

The Old Man: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

Ralphie: It was all over -- I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine?
Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's
play compared to what surely awaited me.


"Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap. Though my personal
preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant
after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life
Buoy, on the other hand... YECCHH! "
- Ralphie as Adult


Ralphie as Adult: I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking
in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities
and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.


http://clark.colgate.edu/doslander/christmas.htm
ACS30 - The mother is on the telephone with Mrs. Schwartz.


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