How old is the old fart?

He certainly moved pretty damned fast when he and I shortsheeted
Badwater Bill's bed in Pinkneyville a few years ago. The two of us
worked as a team, almost as if we'd been practicing for months for this
big moment.

The strangest thing was that BWB did NOT know what was wrong with his
bed. He'd never had the pleasure of a "normal" childhood... had never
been shortsheeted before... He thought the maids were simply using only
one sheet by mistake.

John "Ampmeter" Ammeter

Rich S. wrote:
There once was a Pastor named Dave
Renowned for the poetry he gave
to his friends short and tall,
his prose offended all,
'til he grew old with one foot in the grave.

Happy Birthday you old fart.

Rich S.