The following was copied from 'nother thread:

For My Democrat Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at
all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year
2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to
imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America in the
Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By
accepting these
greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the
original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for
herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and
is revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year
or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion
of the wisher."


For My Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy and
Prosperous New Year.