"Capt. Geoffrey Thorpe" The Sea Hawk at wow way d0t com wrote:

Yea, but what about the trail of socks, pants, shirts and underware that you
left all the way from Chicago to St. Louis when the luggage door opened?

They were, no doubt, forcibly ejected between that little crack when my
aircraft explosively decompressed (never mind it is not a pressurized
aircraft).

--
Peter