Montblack wrote:
Pleading guilty to a low level misdemeanor indecent exposure (peeing in the
bushes after a college kegger 20 years ago) puts you on a sex offender list
today. Urban legend?

First year at college, I got soooooooo wasted. The guys ducked taped
my mouth shut, duck taped my entire body like a mummy, cariied me into
the street and sang along as they parded me past the Frat row. The
Campus Clowns/cops drove by, turned on the siren. My buddies promptly
dropped me on a pile of leaves on the road side...

I got charged with disturbing the peace and drunk in public! "But your
honor! I was drunk inside! They carried me outside! and your honor!
My mouth was taped shut! I couldn't have disturbed the peace!"

LOL miss those college years...

The Monk