("Jerry Springer" wrote)
I would rather hunt with Dick Cheany
than ride with Ted Kennedy


Then there's:
The Dick Cheney / Bobby Knight Memorial Hunting Expedition.
Memorial for who?
You'll see...

(Ducking and running ...."Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine!" g)


Montblack
You've got to love a press corps getting Buck Shot and Bird Shot wrong
....for 36 hours!! The clue is in the name, folks. Bambi's dad (a buck) vs.
Tweety Bird (a bird).

Sheldon: There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist.
The In-Laws (1979)