My "You'd Have to Be an Old Fart" prize goes to this one.

So... while the Lift Pixies were shaving off their Down Feathers with
Occam's Razor, Ralph Kramden, dizzy from all those bouncing air
molecules, was practicing his uppercut to send a privately-financed
craft into lunar orbit...

I think I'm finally getting this Aerieodynamics stuff.

Ken Finney wrote:


So, will this be known as the "Alice Prize"? ;^)



Pow, Alice! To da moon!

http://www.honeymooners.net/ralph.htm

"As early as 1954 [Jackie Gleason] had the idea of freezing special
dieters' TV dinners with the exact number of calories printed on the
label. "