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Old March 4th 06, 02:43 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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Sounds more like Air France



"Jim" wrote in message
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| Probably posted here a dozen times but it's a first for
me.
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| Jim Fisher
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| A guy sitting at an airport bar in Los Angeles noticed a
beautiful young
| woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow,
she's so gorgeous
| she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she
work for?"
|
| Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered
the Delta
| slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
|
| She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately
thought to
| himself, "Guess she doesn't work for Delta".
|
| A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He
leaned towards
| her again, "Something special in the air?"
|
| She gave him the same blank look. He mentally kicked
himself, and scratched
| American Airlines off the list.
|
| Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to
fly your
| friendly skies?"
|
| This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you
want?"
|
| The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and
said...
| "Ahhh, South African Airways!!!!"
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