And my two favorites.....

1. Flight Attendant: Would you like some TWA coffee or TWA tea?

2.Q. Flight Attendant: What would you like to drink sir?
A. Passenger: I'll have a Coke.
Q. Flight Attendant: Would you like in the can?
A. Passenger: No, I'll drink it right here!



"Jim" wrote in message
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Probably posted here a dozen times but it's a first for me.

--
Jim Fisher

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Los Angeles noticed a beautiful young
woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous
she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself, "Guess she doesn't work for Delta".

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same blank look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the United slogan: "I would really love to fly your
friendly skies?"

This time the woman turned on him, "What the f*** do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...
"Ahhh, South African Airways!!!!"