And my dad tells me 80 is even better... you get to have a great
bowel movement every day. With any luck, you'll even wake up first!

Not funny!!!
One of our senior citizen patrons took a dump in our rec center lap pool
last Tuesday morning. They were too embarassed to admit it was themself
(Jay, what's the proper way to word that?), but they did tell the
manager on duty as they were leaving that they thought there was
something in the pool.
It took over an hour-and-a-half to clean before we could allow patrons
back in.