Remember 50 years ago, when all those 60 year olds you saw
really were old? Modern medicine and nutrition sure is
nice. But I still prefer to look at women under 25 years of
age. My wife objects to more than looking, actually she
objects to looking but I'm getting sneaky in my old age.

And as you get older, you don't hear as well, either. So you are better
able to enjoy the view without being interupted.