" Well, if you never plan to fly there again, just tell the investigator
the
next time you speak to him that you know you don't owe the fine, that you
aren't going to pay it, and that cleaning up the paperwork is his problem.


In other words, tell 'em to **** off like I said originally... Of course,
you'll need to translate it into Canadian for them... Try this:

"**** off, eh?"