PROPOSED FEDERAL
AVIATION ADMINISTRATION
REGULATION FAR 1000
Effective Date: April 1, 2007

1000.A - No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the
direction or suggestion or supervision of the pilot or pilots
may try, or attempt to try or make or make attempt to try to
comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the
herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations, except as
authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or
inspected by the Administrator.

1000.B - If the pilot, or group of associated pilots becomes
aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he,
or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the
Federal Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within
three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator of the
violation of this regulation.

1000.C - Upon receipt of the above mentioned notice of
impending comprehension, the Administrator will
immediately rewrite the Federal Aviation Regulations in such
a manner as to eliminate and obfuscate any further
comprehension hazards.

1000.D - The Administrator may, at his or her option, require
the offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial instruction in
Federal Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is
too confused to be capable of understanding anything.