Hey, I know John Smith.

He's the #%^&*#^&**#$%^&*-#$%*&^# who kept the Little French Girl ("Oui"
"Oui") away from me all evening at the OSH N40BBQ last year. :-(
That's not a 'happy face' John!

Now you're making things up that just are not true!
She wondered and socialized with whomever she wished.
She just doesn't know you the same way the rest of us do.
Perhaps if you had offered her a propper French wine, she would have
spent some time with you. ;-))

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