Former Head of Star Wars Program, Dr Robert Bowman...

1. coined the term "Star Wars"
2. was Head of Star Wars in the Ford and Carter administrations
3. is a retired USAF Lt Col with 101 combat missions in Vietnam
4. is a former Interceptor Fighter Pilot and knows all the NORAD drills
5. has a PhD in Aeronautics and Nuclear Engineering
6. is currently running for Congress

7. Has been in a continuous battle for his body to free it from control
from the people of Venus.

(this is fun)
-Robert, CFI