"FLAV8R" wrote in message
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Since I fly for free I don't board planes with ugly flight Attendants
or ugly aircraft designs.

Having flown for free for many years, I have a difficult time believing
this.

"The attendants are ugly. I think I'll go sit in the terminal for another
few hours and see if the next batch are better.
....oh, wait. It's a 737. Ew. I think I'll pick a different flight...."

-c