More great ideas to prevent highjackings

10. Higher frares
9. Double the screening ordeals, especially for people in a hurry
(their planes leave in 10 minutes or less)
8. Take-off tennis shoes with non-white socks: throw away those ugly
clashing socks
7. When you first enter the airplane, just tell the crew-off, and that
should keep 'em on alert, and very anxious to beat-up any fool who
would tell 'em off
6. Pornography in the INFLIGHT magazine might divert a horny fanatic's
concentration
5. Electronic Bandits or at least unpredictable or variable
reinforcement vending machines (the secret behind slot machine
addiction & essence of Pavlov-Skinner research)
4. The captains must do more of their terrific laid-back Jimmy Stewart
impressions
3. FULL-SIZE PILLOWS to induce sleep rather than the torturous
suffering from the inherently dis-comforting tiny pillows
2. Handout leftover Halloween candy donated by the fine folks at
Airplane Travellers for Diabetes Advancement
1. Don't turn-off your electrical things even though the attendant asks
you to do so at least twice, because you couldn't hear the requests,
and thus everybody will hate your insubordinate dumbness