May 28th 06, 03:39 AM
posted to rec.travel.air,rec.aviation.piloting
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Idea to prevent plane hijack
(PeteCresswell) wrote:
Per "Mark?" mjmorgan(lowest even number :
Muslim terrorists don't like that idea all too well because it means
they don't get the 70 virgins...among other things...
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After getting nailed by a daisy-cutter bomb, Osama makes his way to
the pearly gates.
There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr.
Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind.
"You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!"
Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the
Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a
large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke,
James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty
and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl
him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he
screams "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you. What did you think I said?"
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Images (Plus Snaps & Grabs) by MarkČ at:
www.pbase.com/markuson
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