Brilliant idea. Sounds like a perfect way to revive general aviation.
"Don't want to fly nude in a plastic bag? Learn to fly yourself in a spam
can."
Who's going to write Boyer?
--
Bob (Chief Pilot, White Knuckle Airways)
"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
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That is why the passengers would be supplied with form
generic zip lock body bags, they'd be thrown away after each
use. So the lavatories could be removed, any bodily waste
and fluids would be in the passenger identified bags. They
could be checked for DNA to identify terrorists, to find
smuggled drugs and as an extra service, to screen for all
known diseases and birth defects.
The zip lock bag would cover the head too, and have O2
connection, this will make the passengers breathing air even
more pure and if they get airsickness, the barf will be
completely contained, no smell, no clean-up required.
Privacy issues and modesty can be handled in two ways,
either those concerned about their privacy will just have to
wear a visual visor, like on Jordy (Star Trek NG) to show
them a virtual world or they can just be blind folded and
told they are alone.
The zip lock bags could be printed with pretty pictures in
strategic locations or just advertising...
Hooters, where our breasts are finger licking good.
Airport Annie's, all customers are first class. [That is a
sign on a massage parlor on the Wichita Airport, in a city
owned, rented building]
Viagra, don't bust a zipper.
Hefty, our passenger bags are the best. Used by more
airlines than the other brands.
Larry, The Cable Guy, now showing, don't laugh too hard or
you'll fill your bag.
Microsoft, the anti-Viagra.
Feel like an astronaut, crap in your pants.
"B A R R Y" wrote in message
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| Peter R. wrote:
| Jim Macklin
wrote:
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| Why not just require one of these actions...
| All passengers must fly NUDE.
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| The required amount of airsickness bags on each flight
would then have to
| increase exponentially. 
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| Think of all the dark strips on the seat cushion fabric...