"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
newsrfairbairn-.

If the officer in question told them not to do "S" turns while taxiing,
he was clueless and probably stupid enough to park his car on the
taxiway.

Frankly, it sounds to me like a simplistic explanation designed to make the
military folks involved sound like fools. Lord knows, it may be true. Like
the population at large, some military people don't need much help in that
regard, but in this case it comes across to me as just a bit too pat. The
two key words above are "if", and "probably". If the premise relies on "if"
and "probably", its speculation, and more facts are needed.