The solution turns out to be the simplest and (get ready for this
aviation rarity) the CHEAPEST of them all.

Tinsel

Yup, the same one used on a Christmas tree. I tied one on each side of
the NAV antenna and have been crap-free for three weeks now. It seems
to be keeping them off the fuselage and wings as well.

I've read that pieces of audio tape, arranged so as to flutter in the
breeze, will lhave the same effect. (At least while there's a
breeze.)

Some of those CDs AOL keeps sending out might work, too.

vince norris