Skywise wrote:
Dylan Smith wrote in
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On 2006-07-20, Jay Honeck wrote:
Upon witnessing the equipment rolling onto the field, cell phones
across the airport burst to life, and I immediately called Randy
Hartwig, Airport Commission President, to find out what was happening.

Before I finished reading the sentence, my mind filled in the rest of
it... "...cell phones across the airport burst into life, and airport
users followed the example of Arthur Dent and lay on the ground in the
way of the bulldozers"

"You Barbarians! I'll sue the council for every penny it's
got! I'll have you hung, drawn, and quartered! And whipped!
And boiled...until...until...until you've had enough.

"And then I will do it again! And when I've finished I
will take all the little bits, and I will jump on them!

"And I will caryy on jumping on them, until I get blisters,
or I can think of anything even more unpleasant to do,
and then...

"What the hell's that!"


Last call, then.