Yeah, sure, all you guys that (a) don't have young kids in school, and
(b) don't have college football in your community, say that September
is best.
In ten years, I'll be there. For now, September might as well be
January for Mary and me...

Ten years?
Does Becka have five or six years to go?
In two years you could leave Joe in charge of the house for a week or
two.
My senior year of high school, my parents took off for Europe for three
weeks leaving me in charge of four younger siblings.