In rec.aviation.military Dan twisted the electrons to say:
Boomerang wrote:
Press 1 for English....
Press 2 repeatedly if you have OCD. If you are paranoid no need to
press anything, we know who you are are and where you live.

If you're co-dependent get someone else to press 3 for you ...
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These opinions might not even be mine ...
Let alone connected with my employer ...