"Larry Dighera" wrote in message
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On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:40:20 GMT, B A R R Y
wrote in
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On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:17:17 GMT, "Dave Stadt"
wrote:

My best one I have heard was some knucklehead who asked "any traffic in
the
area say intentions." I did exactly what he asked.


Did you include what you planned on having on the pizza later, and if
you decided to wash the car after you landed? G


He probably uttered "intentions" into the microphone, thus
substituting a lame attempt at humor for professionalism in a critical
phase of flight.

Yes, yes, yes it was the deadly 80 mph downwind leg with no one in the
patttern complicated by pushing a button and saying one word. I understand
billions are killed every year in this very situation. Oh, the horror of it
all!