On Sat, 2 Sep 2006 17:00:10 +0000 (UTC),
(Paul Tomblin) wrote:
When I enlisted, the guy filling out the form put "NMI" in the form, and
from then on all my official documents including my discharge notice say
"Paul NMI Tomblin". Stupid, stupid, stupid. Now that I'm older and more
cynical I think I should have made up middle names like "Norman Mailer
Issiah" to match the fake initials.

Even these days, there are some programmers who are so clueless that
when they write the systems, they don't allow for hyphens in names...