On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:16:05 -0400, "Mortimer Schnerd, RN"
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com wrote in
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So feel free to blow it out your ass.

It looks like Edger Bergen has removed his fist from yours. :-)
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Although Mortimer has never had a girlfriend or even kissed a
girl, whenever such things became the topic of conversation,
Mortimer would substitute the closest thing he had: his dear and
favorite cow, Bessie, who lives on the farm with him.