Can I nominate Stubby for 1st runner up??

Stubby wrote:
I object to your censoring the writings of others. I do not need you to
tell me what to read and/or respond to. What in the world gave you the
idea that you are the ultimate reference on these matters? MYOB.


Mortimer Schnerd, RN wrote:

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Is it not time to move beyond trying to spar with the witless? He
can't afford to fly so he tries to convince us we can't either. Small
aircraft are beneath his contempt.... however he has no ability or
experience in them. Large aircraft are more his forte apparently,
uh.... but apparently he has no ability or experience with them either.

He dislikes the sensations of flying: "they're unhealthy". So why is
he here?

BECAUSE YOU CAN"T RESIST ANSWERING HIS DRIBBLINGS.

Control yourself. Most of us are already aware of his lack of
ability, desire, or even the opportunity to get laid. It is
unfortunate but that's life. Somebody always leads the class.
Somebody always brings up the rear. Oops... didn't mean to bring up
his nationality. Sorry.