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Old October 1st 06, 03:41 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Montblack[_1_]
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Default I'm tired of hearing how "dangerous" flying is...

("B A R R Y" wrote)
In a religious discussion, the act of spilling seed would have wasted the
opportunity to create a human being, and thus have been equivalent to
committing murder.


I saw "Monty Pyton's Meaning of Life", so I fully understand... G



http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/m-04-i-2.htm
[music]
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN: [singing]
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL: [singing]
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN: [singing]
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

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