In article .com,
"Kingfish" wrote:

FAA Start of Business Day checklist:

1. white makeup applied
2. floppy shoes on
3. orange wig in place
4. fake red nose installed
5. multicolored hanky in pocket
6. tiny tricycle operable
7. balloon animals inflated

Did I miss anything?

white gloves
flower in the lapel
suspenders ready for malfunction

--
Bob Noel
Looking for a sig the
lawyers will hate