I'll bet you have a bumper sticker that says, " If You Can Read This, You're TOO %#^$& CLOSE"

No, but oddly, that same slogan seems to be faintly visible on my front
bumper, as a mirror image.

Jose
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"Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can't see where
it keeps its brain." (chapter 10 of book 3 - Harry Potter).
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.