Robert M. Gary wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/plane_passing_gas

"NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an
emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to
disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. "

-Robert

The title of this thread puts the lie to the old saying that the only
time you can have too much gas is when you're on fire