Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART




"150flivver" wrote in message
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| Robert M. Gary wrote:
| http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/plane_passing_gas
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| "NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was
forced to make an
| emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a
match to
| disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. "
|
| -Robert
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| The title of this thread puts the lie to the old saying
that the only
| time you can have too much gas is when you're on fire
|