"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
She'll be giving
me directions helping me find someplace we are going then suddenly get
silent as I start into an intersection at cruise speed. She'll suddenly
scream, "Turn left, right here!!!"....

After only 18 years together, my wife has me trained even beyond that...
Several years ago while driving down a near empty interstate highway at,
let's just say well over the legal speed limit, we approach an off ramp.
Not an off ramp that we intend to use, just an off ramp. At the very last
second my wife screams THIS IS OUR EXIT!!! And I, like a well trained
husband, crank the wheel to the right and we're instantly heading up the off
ramp at over 80mph. As I stomp on the brakes trying to get us slowed down
before we sail through the stop sign at the top of the ramp, I start to look
around and see nothing.... absolutely nothing... so now I'm both wondering
what in the world she's doing and getting slightly irate because I don't
know what she's doing.... then I saw it... the only building within view...
sitting on the back side of a gravel parking lot... all alone... out in the
boondocks... painted.... pink. An adult book store.

And she starts to laugh.

So now every time we drive by an off ramp with an adult book store at the
end of it, we both look at each other and say "This is your exit".

Jim