But monsieur... you are ze fat boss-tard...
There is a tape measure, there is a scale. If you are bigger than so
big, you buy two seats, or you don't go. No if and or buts about it.
Put it in writing and get the govt to approve it, whatever is necesary.
Just like any other requirment. If you want to use the seat, you have
to pay the money.
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