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**Michael Baldwin, Bruce**

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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A man walked out to a meat store looking for some brains for
dinner.
He
looked at the selections:
- Violinist Brains, $1/lb
- Trumpeter Brains, $10/lb
- Percussionist Brains, $5/lb
Then he saw a sign that read: Clarinettist Brains, $100/lb
He asked the butcher why clarinettists brains were so expensive.
The butcher replied, "Do you know how many clarinettists you
have to
kill to
get a pound of brains?"

I know for a fact that Dickless doesn't have any brains.

What do you call a bass clarinettist with one brain cell?
Gifted.

So what does that make Dickless?

Average. There is an item missing from the price list above:
Bass clarinettist brains, $10,000/lb

You'd think they'd be cheap because they can'r even give them away.

Some things are valuable just because they are so rare.

Some things are rare because they aren't in demand.