"Kyle Boatright" wrote

Kelly even asked a while ago "What is the safest room in the house in case
of a tornado." I told her there wasn't one ;-), but suggested the
bathroom in the basement might be the best choice.

Oh, great! Then you get picked up, spun around, and stuffed head first into
the toilet, and drown in 6 inches of toilet water! g
--
Jim in NC