"Morgans" wrote in message
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"Kyle Boatright" wrote

Kelly even asked a while ago "What is the safest room in the house in
case of a tornado." I told her there wasn't one ;-), but suggested the
bathroom in the basement might be the best choice.

Oh, great! Then you get picked up, spun around, and stuffed head first
into the toilet, and drown in 6 inches of toilet water! g
--
Jim in NC

I wasn't too worried about that. She's pretty used to my smart assed
comments by now and her violent tendencies are on a downward trend.

KB