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"Montblack" wrote:

Said toddler was "clean" for the return trip. The parents used some
pre-flight sleep deprivation techniques on the little guy, for the flight
home. He slept most of that trip and was an "angel" the rest of the time,
blissfully unaware that the 'special' milk bottle was waiting for him
...just in case.
Bad parents. Bad. g

Remember thescene from the Wizard of Oz where Dorothy falls asleep after
running through the field? It was a field of poppys.

Homebrew.... purchase a bag of poppy seeds from the local store.
Boil the seeds. Make poppy seed struedel with the poppy seeds. Save the
water the seeds were boiled in. When the kid gets cranky, give them a
cup of the brew. They will sleep like a baby!