In article om,
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

Forgive me Father for I have sinned!
It has been three months since my last flight.

You are forgiven, my son -- but only if you perform the following
penance:

1. 3 "Hail Mary" simulated engine-out landings...
2. 2 "Our Father" cross-country flights...
3. 1 "Rosary" Young Eagle flight...

And, finally, don't forget the "Stations of the cross"-wind
landings...

Okay, I have the Our Father and Stations of the Cross covered, but
what's your wife have to do with simulating an engine out? :-)