On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:27:54 -0400, in rec.aviation.piloting, "FLAV8R"
wrote:

Phil, What have you really done for me lately?
Thank you for the lovely hats and airport directories, thank you for the
discount at Sun-N-Fun, thank you for
the cute little pin that I have worn proudly over the years and thank you
for the online flight planner.
But Phil, please stop calling me! You're getting to be worse than my
ex-wife.

I sort of wish they'd quit mailing me multiple renewal notices. I think
I've gotten five of them so far this year, and it's still months out. I
wouldn't mind so much, except that they always include a business reply
envelope with a "please use a stamp and help us save money on postage!"
message printed on it. I don't really need any more irony in my cynicism
this week.

-Scott