Tony wrote:
I do know that people who raise chickens say it takes three pounds of
grain to make one pound of chicken. Your dogs aren't quite as
efficient as that, but if they are like my animals, they do seem to
somehow turn a pound of dog food well contained in a dish to several
pounds of smelly stuff that has a strange attraction to the bottom of
one's shoes. Outdoors, that is. Indoors it transfers from shoe to
light colored carpeting very well. And sometimes the dogs choose to
eliminate those middle steps and make their deposits directly.

Oh, I need a flying tie in. How about, "It smells to high heaven"?

Here you go...

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga..._Dog_float.wmv

I'm surprised the pilot didn't get a
load of predigested dog chow in his ear.