One can only presume that either this is his April Fools story, or that
business is bad, and he is making an attempt to increase business before
making his last gasp....


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Twentieth Annual Captain Zoom April First Parody Press Release.

You've heard of the Polish Virus; "please erase your own hard drive."

Well, Captain Zoom has outdone any parody that I, or anyone else,
could ever write.

See for yourself: http://evilurl.com/anallips