"Kev" wrote in message
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On Apr 6, 12:50 am, TheSmokingGnu
wrote:
[...] Der Synchrophaser!

Fellow old timers, remember this warning?

Alles Lookenpeepers!

Dies Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengraben. Is easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit
spitzensparken. Is nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen Cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets -
relaxen und Watch Das Blinken Lights.

:-)


That was nailed to a floor joist above my father's train set in the
basement.

Did you ever see this one?

PARKING VIOLATION
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.
Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you
have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari
of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so
that in the future you may think of someone else, other then yourself.
Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and
you probably fit into one of these categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at
about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your
armpits.

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS