But that's okay -- before I moved here in '97, I thought everyone in
Iowa sat on the front porch playing the banjo...

And after moving there, you realized that they just sat on the front
porch and watched the corn grow?

As opposed to you Texans, who try to plink high wire insulators with
a .22 from the back of their pickups?

;-)

Actually, to be honest, I can't tell you where the closest corn field
is from our home. It's...somewhere east of town.

(It's easy to find corn from the hotel-- they grow it ON THE FIELD at
our airport! It brings in $20 - $30K per year.)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"