"Al G" wrote in message
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1. Become a CFI
2. Marry a CFI
3. Wash dozens of airplanes for a ride.
4. Work as a lineman, and pay for your flight time
5. Work as a smuggler
6. Get a commercial, and donate your time to a freight company
7. Sell a book that lists 1 through 7 for $14.95 one time only, special
deal, just for you.

Al G CFIAMI, ex 135, ex corporate, ex lineman, very ex Aircraft
Washer.

It doesn't look like a real book. It's got one of those home-made spiral
bindings my kids use for book reports.