Ahhh jeez guys, the solution is so simple... Reinstitute the CAA with
all their original powers to regulate the airlines and presto-chango:
1 Ticket fees will triple or quadruple
2 Stu's will be wearing semi military uniforms with pert little hats
and they will be young, single, and nubile
3 The number of daily flights will be regulated by law
4 The airline airports will become quiet and dusty places inbetween
the 6 daily flights allowed
5 Leave it to Beaver will begin a new series
6 The Contrail Conspiracists will all have to move in with the TWA800
group
7. Nuculer families will once again be a working father and a
homemaker mom
8 Gas will be under a dollar a gallon

I could go on and on, but I don't want to dazzle you too much... Just
think it through...

denny