"Zomby Woof" wrote in
news:YiZJi.236437$fJ5.42606@pd7urf1no:

I'm always temped to bring a screwdriver to an airshow and see what
happens when you unscrew the screw out of the tip of the nose.

Maybe the wings'll fall off, or something...

Followed immediately by being cordially invited to kiss the concrete by a
couple big dudes with bigger guns...