"Kingfish" wrote in message
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On Oct 14, 9:53 am, Kirk Ellis
wrote:

Mother nature will alter the climate when she is ready and there is
nothing that can be done to change her mind. Once upon a time she let
the dinosaurs have the key to the world and later realized they didn't
quite live up their potential. So she made a change and put the apes
in charge of the laboratory. She'll eventually realize (if not
already) that that experiment is not going too well and will have to
try plan C.


Dinosaurs were done in by their own farts. Think about it - all that
methane released into the atmosphere causing extreme climatic
changes... I've read the single largest source of greenhouse gases is
emissions from cattle. (again, farts) Seeing as history has a nasty
habit of repeating itself, we should either change cows' diets or fit
them with methane-absorbing garments (undies?).... OR, just teach them
better manners G

Problem sol-ved.

Don't forget verbal farts emanating from Washington DC (District of
Criminals)